Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Paradise for the Domestically Challenged

I love watching Home and Garden Television... I mean since I started watching I've learned important things like...
- How to make bamboo out of PVC
- Paint a fresco of fat naked babies in my boudoir (I still haven't figured out if I have a boudoir ... it sounds like something that has to do with douching...)
- But I did learn what a bidet was for

But I realized that the reason why I love watching these shows is... I will never fucking bother to do any of this crap myself... let's watch someone else do it.


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