Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Translations

For reading the on-line personals...


I hike = I'm not fat
I like my job/I enjoy my work = I will not bitch or whine about it around you
Looking for a mature professional = you better have a J-O-B
I am looking for someone who is open-minded about world views = you better be liberal hands down
I'm vegan = I have issues with food and most likely am suffering from an eating disorder.
I listen to NPR = I'm trying to put on the best show that I'm educated or I'm looking for someone who thinks their as educated as me


I will add more to these. Feel free to add your own.

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