Thursday, July 15, 2004

Ways to irritate your cubicle neighbors

This is a joke of course.  Hopefully,  I'll be able to get to at least 100.
Different things you can do to irritate your cubicle neighbors.

  • Print various pamplets on venereal diseases on the printer (include graphic photos).
  • Fake telephone conferences and laugh often and loudly. Act like you're having a really good time
  • Sing out loud to all the music you're listening to on your headset - out of tune (Muppet Show Soundtrack works well)
  • Hum the themesong from Sandford and Son.
  • Interrupt their teleconferences with random questions that have nothing to do with what they're talking about.
  • Fart or burp loudly
  • Listen to comedy CDs while your working and laugh out loud, frequently
  • Spend a few hours popping bubble wrap
  • Practice your nerd laugh over and over again for at least 30 minutes
  • "Oooooooooh  Ahhhhhhhhh Oooooooh"
  • Fake an orgasm
  • Order soup every day for lunch. Sit in your cube and slurp loudly
  • Eat plenty of kim chee or sauerkraut
  • bring the cruchiest loudest snacks (thick gourmet potato chips work well)




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